Feb/050
Small but tough !
Ce matin, Amine, un peu offusqué, m’envoit ce lien là par MSN : Polo, small but tough
Bien que c’est pas politiquement correct, je dois avouer que ma première réaction fut de rire. Mais bon, ce n’est pas une publicité fait par Volkswagon, mais bien par un groupe de gens cherchant à montrer leur talent en matière de publicité.
<?php
$WysG->sing(”All we need is love and beer”); /* Chorus : All we need is some ice-cream and a hug */
$WysG->exit();
?>
Oct/046
Ça serait plus Zen si …
Ça serait plus Zen si les messages d’erreur de Windows serait écrit comme des Haiku
Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.
Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.
A crash reduces
Your expensive computer
To a simple stone.
Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.
You step in the stream,
But the water has moved on.
This page is not here.
The Web site you seek
Cannot be located, but
Countless more exist.
Three things are certain:
Death, taxes and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.
Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.
Your file was so big.
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.
Having been erased,
The document you’re seeking
Must now be retyped.
Bien évidament, ils ne sont pas de moi. Je les ai trouvé ici
<?php
$WysG->vars['isZen'] = true;
$WysG->exit();
?>
Sep/040
Why sex is similar to programming
Mouhehehehe
Cette blague s’addresse aux Geeks
<?php
$WysG->geekyJoke(”Actually I always thought that programming was quite similar to sex.
The first time you do it you have no idea what you’re doing. It seems like men think about it more than women.
Doing it in a large group makes things far too complicated, since no person will know exactly where their part is supposed to fit, though some people claim that it’ll give you better results.
Doing it by yourself is what most students end up doing. It will take a lifetime to master it. There’s no right way to do it, but a number of wrong ways. People who have never tried it think that those of us who practice it daily are deviants.
It’s fun. It takes a lot of energy. It can keep you up late at night. It can make you miss classes. Do it too long and you’ll go blind. Finally, once you get it on your mind, it’s hard to concentrate on anything else.”);
$WysG->exit();
?>