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Joyeuse Halloween

RE: Your Brains par Jonathan Coulton

Hey ya Tom its Bob from the office down the hall
Its good to see you buddy how’ve ya been
Things have been okay for me except that I’m a zombie now
I’d really wish you’d let us in
I think I speak for all of us when I say I understand
Why you folks might hesitate to submit to our demands
But heres a FYI – you’re all gonna die screaming

All we wanna do is eat your brains
We’re not unreasonable, I mean no ones gonna eat your eyes
All we wanna do is eat your brains
Were at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise
If you open up the door, we’ll all come inside and eat your brains

I don’t wanna nitpick Tom but is this really your plan
Spend your whole life locked inside a mall
Maybe thats okay for now but someday you’ll be out of food and guns
And you’ll have to make the call
I’m not surprised to see you haven’t thought it through enough
You never had the head for all that bigger picture stuff
But Tom that’s what I do and I plan on eating you slowly

All we wanna do is eat your brains
Were not unreasonable, I mean no ones gonna eat your eyes
All we wanna do is eat your brains
Were at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise
If you open up the door, we’ll all come inside and eat your brains

I’d like to help you Tom in anyway I can
I sure appreciate the way your working with me
I’m not a monster Tom, well technically I am, I guess I am

I’ve got another meeting Tom maybe we could wrap it up
I know we’ll get to common ground somehow
Meanwhile I’ll report back to my colleagues who are chewing on the doors
I guess we’ll table this for now
I’m glad to see you take constructive criticism well
Thank you for your time I know were all busy as hell
And we’ll put this thing to bed, when I bash your head open

All we wanna do is eat your brains
Were not unreasonable, I mean no ones gonna eat your eyes
All we wanna do is eat your brains
Were at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise
If you open up the door, we’ll all come inside and eat your brains